you're born a schmuck and you'll die a schmuck. welcome to hell idiot.
I put a new song out because I got my laptop back!
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reblog if it’s still 2012 where you live
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The gym is like an MMORPG. When you first come in, you are level 1 and just know the most basic moves and can complete the simplest of quests. Whereas the higher levels know lots of cooler moves and can accomplish greater challenges.
this guy played so many games he forgot about learning
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this is how people 5'4" and under unload the washer
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